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happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.
mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!
Often a person who is driving a vehicle, who INSISTS that you wear your seatbelt at ALL times. If you defy the seatbelt nazi, shit will hit the fan, word.
Andre "Dude, your Mom is a total seatbelt nazi!"
Rissa " I know, don't defy her, or she'll become SATAN! Word."
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When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.
John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.
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when female breasts are devided by a car seat belt ,in a way to make the breasts more defined, leaving less to the imagination .
I almost drove off the road checking out her seatbelt boobie.
When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...
Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!
Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.
Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.
A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)
My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!