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Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.
Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
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The act of putting on a tivo'd sesame street episode to distract the kiddies long enough for the adults to go have sex.
After we feed the kids lunch, lets have some sesame street sex.
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When you vomit undigested alphabet soup.
I heard John's kid let loose a Sesame Street Special all over him last night.
A comedy that isn't really a comedy but is in fact there to teach a life lesson or something stupid like that.
Franco: Hey Jimmy did you see "I love you Man"?
Jimmy: Yeah, it sucked. It was a little funny but was mostly a Sesame Street Comedy. I learned about love and life and almost vomited.
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Symbol of cognitive dissonance whereby expectation overrides reality. Stemming from the example "I ordered a Sesame Street bagel and they gave it to me with sesame seeds."
That dude was straight up Sesame Street Bagelin' it through life.
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The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
When you fuck someone with puppets or some sort of odd ball creature roleplay sex.
"Sesame street me Jack. Fist me with a fucking muppet hand!"