sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.

Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!

plain sewing

Mutual masturbation. A common term among the gay community in Australia in the 60s and 70s.

There was no anal action, just a bit of plain sewing.

sew diggity

A straight up pimp, walks with a limp, wears his hat to the side, you best run and hide, it’s goin down like a rodeo clown. You might have heard of him..

Hey yo, is that Sew Diggity creepin while ya sleeping around Head Mountain..

SEW TREW

A form of saying 'so true'. Except it's a much queefier way to say it and it really gets to the point. This phrase was created by the one and only Ranil and was spread through to the whole world. It is a great way to end a conversation or to just get the conversation going.

Person 1:"I'm going to kill myself"
Person 2: "SEW TREW".

sew fawnseh

when something is so fancy, you cannot even english.

the Corvette C4 is SEW FAWNSEH

Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

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biscuit sewing kit

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.

"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

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