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A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"
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(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
I'm getting shamwowed tonight!
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The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
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To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!
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1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
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The act of getting ripped off.
I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)