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To stink up a room/person with the smoke from either a ciggarette or (more commonly) a roach.
Don't fuckin shanghai my room til after my parents leave the house.
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a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
Nickname for Opium developed by J. Peteman on Seinfeld.
J. Peterman to Elaine: "That's right Elaine. Opium. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally."
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Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.
I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom
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verb, ditransitive, passive (with to Be or to Get).
to be swindled, cheated, lied to, robbed, stolen from, duped, conned, deceived.
to be defrauded.
to jack a fool
My brother asked me to come over and I ended up babysitting his kids while he and his wife went out dancing. I got shanghaied into babysitting on a Saturday night!
Everytime they invite me to dinner, I get shanghaied into cooking everything myself!
I knew I had to shanghai him, in order to have this invaluable and priceless treasure.
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Shanghai Shake.
1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.
The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.
The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*
Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!
Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*
Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
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A prank wherein a person farts into an empty pillow case or bag, then unexpectedly places this bag over another person's head, then punches them in the stomach, forcing them to frantically gasp for air and inhale the nasty fart. Best practiced with a team of three, two of whom hold the victim in place, while the lucky third does the farting/punching.
"Fred was being a total douche, so we all got together and gave him the Shanghai Shroud. You should have seen his face when we farted in a pillow case and then placed it over his head, then punched him in the stomach. He inhaled that fart like a champ."
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