shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

10👍 13👎

shap

When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.

*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
Jesse: "SHAAAAAAAAP"

15👍 22👎

Shapped

Being absolutely shattered in desperate need of a nap!

'ah mate, im shapped!'

6👍 8👎

Shapping

To use an app to help you go shopping.

"I found a really great deal when I was out Shapping today!"
"Oh my God, I´ve been Shapping so much that my fingers are soar!"
"Mom, seriously! I can´t talk right now.. Why?? I´m Shapping off course!"

"Dude! I just found a really cool store you need to check out! I discovered it when I was out Shapping and it´s totally awesome!"
"Hey! You got any plans or you wanna go Shapping?.. Hell yeah! Meet you in half an hour"
"Sorry, I can´t come to work today.. I´m going Shapping."

7👍 14👎

shap

The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
Shop

De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street

9👍 20👎

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

4👍 7👎

SHAPS

Second-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours.

*exiting gas station bathroom*

"Wow, that is some serious SHAPS."

"Ah, well, at least it's not your fault."

2👍 3👎