Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

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Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

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Shapping

To use an app to help you go shopping.

"I found a really great deal when I was out Shapping today!"
"Oh my God, I´ve been Shapping so much that my fingers are soar!"
"Mom, seriously! I can´t talk right now.. Why?? I´m Shapping off course!"

"Dude! I just found a really cool store you need to check out! I discovered it when I was out Shapping and it´s totally awesome!"
"Hey! You got any plans or you wanna go Shapping?.. Hell yeah! Meet you in half an hour"
"Sorry, I can´t come to work today.. I´m going Shapping."

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Shapping

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

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Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

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Shap

Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).

"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"

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SHAP

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.

Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!

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