Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.
Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?
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A sharticle is an unpleasant leftover in a bathroom when a toilet that contains some form of fecal matter overflows.
Podlipski went to drop off a poopsicle for the third time today and everything got jammed up. There are sharticles everywhere; the toilet seat, the floor, my mouth. Just everywhere.
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When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian
Iโm so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles
Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.
Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."
A piece of shit that froze in your pants and is now a piece of frozen shit
Grayson has a Sharticle in his pants after forgetting to wipe in the cold.
97% of fitted sheets currently on mattresses around the world, contain sharticles.