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a plus girl who is super hot with piercing green eyes and a nice ass.
Wow did you see her... I think you call that a Shelley Rogers.... super hot
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n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.
Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
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A fictional waterfall, where seashells cascade in colorful array over a cliff landing in a meadow below, leaving treasure to be found later by children and their parents.
Shelley Falls (actively showering from 6 am to 8 am each day) leaves a myriad of seashells in the meadow, glistening in the sun and delighting the hearts of children.
Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave
Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark
The cuddliest southern-belle with dance moves that could rival Beyonce. Has literally been there the whole time as Ashley Jones in the Pitch Perfect movie franchise. Likes her coffee black, but is a sucker for a splash of hazelnut creamer. She is the best bear-hugger in the entire universe and will choose dogs over people any day.
I can recall that the best hug I ever received was from Shelley Regner.
Object, that in the water, is a very skinny lady.
She is a good swimmer, but she is no Shelley Winters.
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