Shimp

1. The last name of some poor motherfuckin real estate agent in Florida.
2. Shrimp.

1. “Have you contacted Jesse with the contract yet? You know how the Shimps get when they’re run short on time.”
2. “I sure could go for a bucket o’ shimp.”

Shimp

The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up

"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."

Shimp

Shimp, crustacean

Person1: Shimp! *Points at water*
Person2: is bugs?