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A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.
Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp
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A person that sells Sheep for sex. Usually to persons that get arousal from intercourse with sheep in the Scottish highlands.
Hey, do you know if there is a SHIMP up in Donside? im looking to hire a sheep for the night.
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A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..
your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"
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v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments
Nic just shimped his status again.
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Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.
It is not used as an alternative word for poo.
It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.
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When you have a very small scrotum.
Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"
Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.
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A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.
This is also related to simp.
Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!
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