Shitloads is "short" for lots.
I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.
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not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.
man: so how many men have you slept with?
woman: a shitload
man: slut...
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More things than you want to count.
dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.
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noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons
I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer
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Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload
It's quite simple.
I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.
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A load of mascerated shit held in a tank of a vessel. The load varies depending upon the size of the vessel. A recreational vessel will have a smaller shitload (20 G) than a commercial vessel (1000 G).
There's a shitload of stinking crap floating on the water.
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A large amount, so large in fact that it is riculous... like a load of shit would be riduculous (that is why the word is shitload and not something ordinary like people-load).
Naman: How much homework do you have?
Virginia: A shitload!
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