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In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn
James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it
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kill short people no consequences on october 22nd
hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.
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During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.
Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you
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people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
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a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼