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The Shovel

The Shovel or Shoveling is the contra to "putting the pussy on the pedestal." Shoveling is a technique to make girls want you. In order to shovel a girl what you have to do is act disinterested in that girl. Shoveling is a more advanced male version of playing hard to get. This is an affective way to drive even the hottest girls crazy because everyone knows that what girls want most is what they cant have, and the hotter the girl the more effective the Shoveling is.

One way to "Shovel" a girl is say your texting her. Start out just normally texting her but then slowly wait longer and longer to text her back; wait five minutes for a couple texts then maybe ten or twenty then wait around two hours or so to text back. The real key is to act like you have better things to do then talk to and think about her. I can guarantee that the entire time you are not texting her back all she'll be able to do is think about what you're doing and why you aren't texting back. This will absolutely make her crazy for you, and if you don't belive me explain this to any girl you know and she'll confirm everything about The Shovel.

by Gee-Faduhh July 18, 2010

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shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

by Shovel King July 27, 2011

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Shoveled

When you are transparent with a bitch that you are not looking for anything serious (nor are you in a position to emotionally commit) and dis bitch does not want to recognize; yet continues to pursue yo fine ass and ends up covered in dirt.

I told her that i just wanted to fuck, but she wanted to cuddle every night...that bitch got shoveled.

by LezBros December 25, 2018

shovel this

When you have to do something that you really don't want to do.

Owner: Clean all this shit up, because im the owner and can tell you whatever the hell I want to.

Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break

by The King For A Day...aka...AlexZ October 24, 2005