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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 21, 2024


Shrewsbury School

To describe a place that would be full of posh twats and bad grades.

I bet he goes to Shrewsbury School.

by #1 Shrewsbury School hater June 8, 2024


Shrewsbury

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020


Shrewsbury

A town of less than 40,000 in central massachusetts. It is a suburb of both boston and worcester, and it borders worcester. People keep moving in(mostly indians/asians), and its becoming very overcrowded. The town itself is not very exciting, but you dont have to go far to find something to do.

Shrewsbury is a town.

by personwhohasnoname September 20, 2017