Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.
Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.
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A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another
If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?
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An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc.
typically doing in Israel
โThe tourist visited the shuke in Jerusalemโ
A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.
I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.
Shit and puke at the same time.
That bitch kicked me in the taint so I shuked myself
When you poo and be sick at the same time.
"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"
Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"
Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"