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The most useless f*cking personal assistant ever!
Person- "How to perform CPR on a dog?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, there are no restrooms in your area."
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When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.
You: Siri help! I've been shot!
Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.
You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.
Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)
You: *Fart* (butt dail)
Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.
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To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.
That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!
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Siri is a nickname that can be short for the Latin name Serena. Siri's are generally kindhearted and love to smile. They also tend to be know-it-all's like the iPhone knowledge navigator. If you meet one, they love to be teased and will get you back. They are a lot of fun to be around and always have the best advice.
"How's your girlfriend Siri?"
"She's doing great, I think I might love her!"
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Refering to the coolest girl in the world. Super talented, beautiful, wonderful singer/dancer/actress, and a grand friend to everyone. If you know her you must be cool.
Siri is my best friend, so there fore I must be cool.
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