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The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.
Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.
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Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.
Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?
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the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look
"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"
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An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.
From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."
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The brown paper bag used for carrying alcohol in public where it's an offense to do so
While admiring the rich colour of his newly stolen tequila in the sunset, Maynards peripheral vision caught the police lights and soon the ghetto sleeve was fitted
A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.
Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.
To not guard your heart, your true feelings and desires. Your heart is now on your sleeve where anybody or anything can bump into it and break it. Wearing your heart on your sleeve is not to be confused with genuineness or openness. It is a condition of weakness. (See Iago in Shakespeare)
A "He took his new plan to spend more money into the Board meeting with his heart on sleeve." heart on his sleeve
B "How did the Board like that?"
A "They shot him down. He should have expected the Board not to want to spend any money."
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