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when a girl gives you a blowjob, you take your dick out of her mouth and cum in her face.
Dude, I totally gave Mikaela a slushy last night.
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cunnilingus
aka eating box
aka girl brains
i never give a guy brains unless he gives me slushies first.
that dude tried to give me butt slushies and i was like "what the fuck?"
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A man who’s intimidated by a woman’s strength when faced with his own inadequacy.
After I fixed his PC for him, he remarked how he could have done it himself (despite being on hold to Tech Support). Such a slushy.
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A "slushy" is an extreme act that is not for the weak hearted! The act is performed by a man ejaculating into their partner's mouth. The partner then swishes the semen around in their mouth and mixes it with saliva. This solution is then spit into the male's butthole where it is to be fermented with his fecal matter by jumping and twisting motions. After 20 seconds of mixing, the male pushes the matter into the partner's mouth. This excretion is dubbed "slushy."
I took this girl home from the bar last night and we made about half a gallon of slushy on three occasions!
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When you’re beating your girl senseless and then start throwing her around the room because she didn’t want to listen to your demands
I gave my girlfriend a real bad slushy after she talked back to me
Guy: Go make me a sandwich
Girl: no
Guy: tf you just say *proceeds to give slushy*
Girl: *body hitting wall*
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The Most Hot Man On The Face Of The Earth. He Streams On Twitch @ItsSlushie_ And Is Really Cute
"Average Slushie Enjoyer: Ayo Bro You See Slushie's New Stream"
"Other Guy: Yah Bro But He Kinda Stole My Girl"
"His Girl: Wow Slushie Ur Sooooo Hot
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a terrible drink and a terrible nickname
Eww this slushie tastes like shit
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