Kanga

To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.

Hey boys, check out the Kanga I left behind.

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Slushy

A man who’s intimidated by a woman’s strength when faced with his own inadequacy.

After I fixed his PC for him, he remarked how he could have done it himself (despite being on hold to Tech Support). Such a slushy.

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