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When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, she lights a cigarette, takes a deep inhale off of it, shoves the mans cock deep into her mouth and exhales smoke all over his cock.
Baby, light a cigarette and give me a smoky blowjob.
My wife gives the best smoky blowjobs.
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When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.
"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.
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A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"
Ichigo: "Holy Smokies!"
Female nipples so fat and long that they resemble pigs in a blanket.
Mike and Jay were in hog heaven at the strip club when they saw Tammy Lynn's little smokies as they entered the champagne room.
The town or county police department.
Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."
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A YouTube superstar who makes amazing Call Of Duty Sniper Montages, including noscopes, quickscopes, 360's, and other amazing feats most people can't accomplish.
Dude,did you see that new Smoky DRFT montage?
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1. One with a small penis
"John is a little smokie."
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