snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.

Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.

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SNAILS

Students Not Actually In Law School

It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!

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snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.

this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!

Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

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Snailing

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.

Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!

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snail

umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?

really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you

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the snail

when u take "A" nut and roll it to the top of your penis....then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail....if it doesn't your probably jewish.

Matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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