so you think you can dance

the best show in the world where amazing dancers do amazing dances and then get voted off until the best is left

maggie: did you see lacey last night on so you think you can dance
lizzie: OMG i think im gonna commit suicide i missed the whole episode
maggie: o well lacey was amazing but ya i would kill myself too if i missed it

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So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.

Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!

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So Sayeth You

A verbal disagreement, typically delivered as a call-and-response seen in many church sermons, whose meaning and intensity varies upon the speaker--at its most polite, it can be construed as "I respectfully disagree" or "That's what you think"; at its most intense, it means, "Bullshit!" or "You fucking liar!"

Tourist: But everyone gets killed in this town!
Local: Yeah, so sayeth you, dumbass; have you seen how nice this place is?

Mother: Your hair's getting too long. You need a haircut!
(Bald) Son: So sayeth you.

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Oh so you dont know what karlson is?

KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM GAMERS

Dani: Oh so you dont know what karlson is? KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM BONERS

so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

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so. you dont know what karlsson is?

its a meme made by popular game dev Dani. he is popular for his game dev videos but hes different from other game devs. his newest game is MUCK. a rouge like survival game like minecraft.

wishlist my game karlsson on steam.so. you dont know what karlsson is?

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you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''