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A prick who likes to steal jokes and say them right after to try and fit in
5👍 5👎
Small Fell Big Bulge run from him he is a pedo
3👍 2👎
A dog that is very very obese and lazy, it likes to sit on the couch and watch golf. It struggles to even walk and a trip to the food bowl is like a horrendous mountain climb to this dog. If this dog happens to go outside ,before he does so, he applies sunscreen to protect him from thee ultraviolet rays. Sonny's most distinct feature is that he smells like burnt pancakes. Dilf.
Dale: Oh shit that's an ugly fat dog...
Keith: Shit, you're right that thing is a Sonny!
21👍 72👎
Sonny, all in all, is quite the bitch. Lot's of insecurities, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and overall a fashion sense like Hellen Keller's wardrobe. He hides behind trends and things he thinks are cool in the pursuit of friends which, when he has them, doesn't believe they exist. Despite lots of efforts from people promising their love, he's so far up his own ass to realize people actually care about him. Lots of sarcasm, self hate, masturbation and other dumb jokes, overbearing tendencies and everything in between. Although he seems caring and kind, he will constantly doubt it until he believes it himself that he is worthless. Because he is. And also, the cherry on top: tiddies.
Anyone: "Ayyyyy Sonny!"
Sonny: "Welp. I think it's my time to go."
3👍 7👎
A short wee man with hopes of someday riding a rollercoaster. He playes a munchkin singing the lollipop guild song on the Wizard of Oz. And he is a life size model for trophies. He doesn't have to reach down to tie his shoes, he has to reach up. And he is the first person who got in trouble, not for doing flips on his bed, but for doing them under his bed.
Daddy, how come I am not allowed to ride the bumper cars? Because you are a sonny, son. If you eat all your Vegitables and drink all your milk, you may one day be a Deondre.
11👍 78👎
A boy who is squeaky, looks like Matt daman and likes to be happy. He enjoys Gta and is a bit of a frog
his balls are slowly going further up
Puberty hit me like a sonny
It's Matt daman no it just sonny
2👍 8👎