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A difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. It is where an individual simultaneously Spews and Farts.
It can be improved by drinking copious quantities of Guinness and raw eggs.
Wow, after all of that egg-nog and Guinness, no wonder Michael Barrymore Sparted
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'when a spam email is so funny that it borders on an art form...'
"don't let people call you a prick..." (spam I received tonight)where Spam meets art/comic genius... Spart
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an expression in Romania used when something is obvious and somehow a bit dumb-funny.
In english, it means "You broke me in half".
"Dude, did you know that the orange is named liked that because it's orange?"
"M-ai spart in doua..."
In Greek mythology, Spartoi (also Sparti) are a mythical giants people who sprang up from the dragon's teeth sown by Cadmus
He Cadmus was then instructed by Athena to sow the dragon's teeth in the ground, from which there sprang a race of fierce armed men, called the Spart(oi) .
Spart = Sperm + fart
When you pass gas and sperm comes out.
Similar to shart but better.
After a good night with my girlfriend, she called me angrily and said it's my fault she sparted and everyone at the meeting said "do you smell cum?"
Spart is the 21st Century professional, Spartacus-like elitist, hyper-allegiance, (generally) violent-games 'communion' of Sport and Commerce, including many less violent but totally unethical games like Golf.
Professionalism drove Sport to become Spart, a shuddow* of it's former self, for all the so-called 'excellence' by diminishing marginal returns.
sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. its a little bit of both :)
youre so spart