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A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
The little black dots that girls who wear too much mascara get on their upper eyelids.
Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.
When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!
Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.
A type of dog. Definetley not a derogatory name for black folk.
You speckled coon
An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.