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Just like the Electromagnetic Spectrum (go to Wikipedia you mediocre dunces), the Gay Spectrum lists various wavelengths of Gayness - according to the longest-lasting wavelength of Gayness and the highest frequency of Gayness i.e. strongest.
Randomer 1: Where would you place him on the Gay Spectrum?
Randomer 2: Oh no! The Gay-mma rays burn!!!
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Somebody who isn't obviously stricken with autism or Aspergers, but falls somewhere on a spectrum of special-ness.
Person A: "Why is that kid part of the special-ed class? He looks perfectly fine."
Person B: "He doesn't have severe autism or anything, but he's a bit of a Spectrum Boy."
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A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.
F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.
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A scale linked to the idiomatic expression "not my cup of tea" which allows for further critical evaluation of the expression.
P1: I got an awesome episode of bargain hunt.
P2: Not quite my cup of tea.
P1: It's on the other end of your tea spectrum ay?
P2: Yup
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The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.
Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)
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Of or pertaining to being under the influence of narcotics.
'How you feeling buddy?'
'Man I'm so on the spectrum right now'
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A phrase used to describe a boy who is a faggot to such an extent that he becomes incapable of growing into an adult, and will forever act like a toddler.
Signs of these people are evident when things like "People keep telling me to man up. Sometimes I don't wanna be a guy!" or "I'm such an emotionally sensitive person. I don't wanna be a man!" are spoken.
I always thought Billy was a faggot, but I think he's actually on the color spectrum.