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When a man cums all over his mate in the shape of a spider web
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When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.
<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"
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A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.
holy shit dude i walked into a spider web
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To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.
i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!
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When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.
The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
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an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
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