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The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African
Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!
Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.
Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...
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Joseph spinale has big dick bigger than joshua spinale Josh is gay
Joseph spinale has big dick
a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha
-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?
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Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.
I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.
A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?
Spinal meningitis got me down.
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This is when you poop and it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Man, that was one hell of a spinal tap.
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