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The second largest city in Washington State,has it's middle upper class neighborhoods like the Southill and the more lower class neighborhoods like West Central or Hillyard. Known for meth and prostitution in some areas. Has a 100 acre park park downtown and held expo'74. There is a lot of white trash and alot of wiggers, but has most of their black people around downtown.First thing you'll notice might be all the homeless people, that care more about meth than money. Not that bad of a city if you like the outdoors or if your just looking for weed. I might move back next week to meet up with my old 18th street homies
UPPERCLASS GUY: Spokane is very nice, I love the parks and I don't run into them dirty theiving negroes much up on the southill.
HOMELESS GUY DOWNTOWN: Man nigga, Fuck spokane
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A city that californians love to live in for a year thinking it's great until they realize where is all the fake people, where is the crap consumerism. Why the hell is this not california. They then decide to move back to california. In all honesty spokane is not super exciting we are actually very moderate when it comes to politics very rarely do you get bible thumpers or extremist hippies. We like to shoot down the middle of the road. We went 50.1 percent or something like that in favor of obama so you can tell like I said down the road.
Oh and did I mention like to move here and then complain about it
Californian: God I love spokane!
Time:1 Year
Californian: God get me the hell out of here where is my coat, great someone shit on the coats
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Spokane is a pretty medium sized city in east Washington. Too much homemade drugs and rape
Guy1:Want to go to Spokane?
Guy2:No, I hate that place.
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Often confused as the second largest city in the state of Washington. See Tacoma
Rob was raised in Spokane but born in Tacoma; two cities that struggle for rank, neither winners. This explains his identity crisis.
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A conservative medium sized city in Eastern Washington. Often times known as the Gateway to the Rockies, or better yet the Capitol of the Inland Empire. The only thing you should know about it though is that it is the 3rd largest city in Washington state, Tacoma is second!
I went to Spokane the other day and I was disappointed to discover that it is not as big as Tacoma.
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A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
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Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.
Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
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