spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!

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spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

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SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

Spongebob

The best childhood tv show and the best character.

Mom: Whatcha watching honey?
Girl: Spongebob!
Mom: I loved that tv show as a kid. Good choice in shows honey

SpongeBob

A sea sponge with an ass.

Spongebob SquareTesticles

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Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

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Spongebob

Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.

"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs
Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg"
-Slick Pulla

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