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Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".
It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.
Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!
2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
AA sponsor who is always pissed off, rides you because his life sucks and it makes him feel better
My new AA sponsor is an angry sponsor, he must not be getting laid right.
A white person dating someone outside their ethnicity in order to promote their partners social credibility within the white community.
Did you hear Michelle is now sponsoring a black gentlemen she met online? He seems like a very trustworthy guy.
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a guy who only rocks and wears true religion appeal. typically found in high school this guys spend time smoking, having sex and chilling. they only really go to school to chill and rarely ever to work
person 1: look at those true religion sponsors, why do girls even like them?
person 2: no clue.
:D happiest kid alive, also goes by the name of Daniel. Tends to come off as a nice boy. But can be a total playaaaa!
Look at that smile daniel! have you been sponsored?! are you now a sponsor child!?
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When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.
Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general
It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts
The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”