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verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
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Spooning in bed with an erection
We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking
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Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.
Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.
1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.
2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."
"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."
"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"
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the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.
"dude hand me that spork"
"its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"
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1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.
One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!
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