Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

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Sporked

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

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Sporked

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!

You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.

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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

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Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.

The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.

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sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

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Spork

Little plastic utensil; rounded like a spoon only with tiny spikes. Found in most 'ready to eat' pasta pots, fruit salads etc.

Stove thought that the word 'Spork' related to a structure found on a bicycle wheel. It doesn't though; Stove was wrong.

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