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squinch

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005

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squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

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squinch

A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

it's 7 squinches thick.

by Tarliex McDavidson January 25, 2010

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squinch

verb. to poop

Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch

by mike sucks June 25, 2003

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Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023


squinch

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) November 1, 2004

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Squinch Marks

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".

Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.

by Mudd Butt Jr. September 18, 2012