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Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
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A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.
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1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch
My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched
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What is done to a ginch (c.f.).
Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!
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Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".
Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.