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inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking
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How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
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Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"
Jane: Okaaay.
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the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page
I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!
I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.
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A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.
Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.
Refer to no homo
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To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking
Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!
2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today
Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*
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Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.
More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.
Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.
2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
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