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When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.
Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.
You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.
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While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler
"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?
F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff
When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass
hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again
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A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.
Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
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