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doing a person from behind, you choke them with your shoelaces, and beat them in the head with your shoe (preferably Nike). then you cum all over his/her back, and you mix the blood from his/her head with the cum creating red and white swirls, much like Starlight Mint candy
eating cheetos
I am eating cheetos in public. I don't care if anyone catches me, if they do I will give each and every one of them a Nike Starlight.
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Literally the worst character in My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.
She is a Mary Sue also.
Person 1 : Hey have you watched MLP season 5?
Person 2 : Yup. I liked Starlight Glimmer the most.
Person 1 : Get out of my house.
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Licking whip cream off of a girl under the stars while strobe lights are going off beside you.
Tonight, Pam and I will get our hardcore on and do a starlight whip!
A word stronger than love. A word that represents the friendship and love of multiple people that are there for each other. A word to say, “I love you, I trust you, I purple you, I will be there for you.”
I Starlight you. 💖
Why? Just why? Stop doing that.
Hym "STARLIGHT! NO! NOOOOO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! This is why, Jordan. Did you hear his bullshit? "If people aren't listening to you by the time you're 30... Blah blah imaginary bullshit I'm making up to justify my fanbase as a fucking charlatan!" And LOOK WHAT HAPPENS! LOOK! Look what happens when you don't listen to me! THAT! That's what happens! A fucking travesty! A travesty among travesties! God! Why!? NO MORE! Ok, alright, ok... I'll jist explain in the next one. Give me a minute... I need to get some redbull and calm down... 😮 💨 OhmyGod... 😮 💨 I've never been more upset in my life right now...😮 💨"
Retarded. I mean how the character's work. Not because she's a woman but that fact that she's woman makes it ironic that she was made arbitrarily less strong than she could have been.
Hym "And since you want to talk shit about 'gaping holes of insecurity' If Starlight's power can be increased by increasing the intensity of the light that hits her... How is she not ALWAYS that strong DURING THE DAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If she GETS STRONGER when LIGHT HITS HER... HOW IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO IT? How is she not Escanor every other time the clock strikes 12? If she goes to the desert does she become The One? Are the lights in a studio brighter than THE SUN? WHY ISN'T SHE ALWAYS THAT STRONG EDGAR!? YOU PURPORT TO INFORM ME AS TO WHERE MY REASON IS DEFUNCT YET HERE I SIT, THE PLURALITY OF MY EXISTENCE UNFOLDING BEFORE ME, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH A CHARACTER POWERED BY LIGHT BUT IS ONLY USEFUL OR STRONG WHEN THE PLOT DEMANDS IT! EVEN IF IT'S INCONSISTENT WITH THE NATURE OF HER POWER! I thought you're brains were better than mine? I thought you knew all of the fancy business terminology? What happened? Not as good as you thought. You thought I was the shit head and now look at that ☝️ THAT makes you look like and idiot. Don't do that."