doing a person from behind, you choke them with your shoelaces, and beat them in the head with your shoe (preferably Nike). then you cum all over his/her back, and you mix the blood from his/her head with the cum creating red and white swirls, much like Starlight Mint candy
eating cheetos
I am eating cheetos in public. I don't care if anyone catches me, if they do I will give each and every one of them a Nike Starlight.
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Literally the worst character in My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.
She is a Mary Sue also.
Person 1 : Hey have you watched MLP season 5?
Person 2 : Yup. I liked Starlight Glimmer the most.
Person 1 : Get out of my house.
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Licking whip cream off of a girl under the stars while strobe lights are going off beside you.
Tonight, Pam and I will get our hardcore on and do a starlight whip!
A word stronger than love. A word that represents the friendship and love of multiple people that are there for each other. A word to say, โI love you, I trust you, I purple you, I will be there for you.โ
I Starlight you. ๐
Retarded. I mean how the character's work. Not because she's a woman but that fact that she's woman makes it ironic that she was made arbitrarily less strong than she could have been.
Hym "And since you want to talk shit about 'gaping holes of insecurity' If Starlight's power can be increased by increasing the intensity of the light that hits her... How is she not ALWAYS that strong DURING THE DAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If she GETS STRONGER when LIGHT HITS HER... HOW IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO IT? How is she not Escanor every other time the clock strikes 12? If she goes to the desert does she become The One? Are the lights in a studio brighter than THE SUN? WHY ISN'T SHE ALWAYS THAT STRONG EDGAR!? YOU PURPORT TO INFORM ME AS TO WHERE MY REASON IS DEFUNCT YET HERE I SIT, THE PLURALITY OF MY EXISTENCE UNFOLDING BEFORE ME, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH A CHARACTER POWERED BY LIGHT BUT IS ONLY USEFUL OR STRONG WHEN THE PLOT DEMANDS IT! EVEN IF IT'S INCONSISTENT WITH THE NATURE OF HER POWER! I thought you're brains were better than mine? I thought you knew all of the fancy business terminology? What happened? Not as good as you thought. You thought I was the shit head and now look at that โ๏ธ THAT makes you look like and idiot. Don't do that."
You know, I've been thinking... If Starlight is powered by "Light" then how is she not a GOD at noon? Like an Escanor! I mean, if she's outside at noon... How is she not ALWAYS as powerful as she was in that studio when Hughie turned the lights up?
Hym "Yeah, right? How is Starlight not an Escanor? We need answers!"