statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

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statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.

(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!

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statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

statistic

a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat

"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"

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statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

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Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

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Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

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