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Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.
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To run away, but in a strategic manner.
Used When:
- Every last resource is washed up
- All hope for winning is lost
- You aren't sure what to do next
- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground
Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.
A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:
Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*
Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*
A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:
"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*
Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*
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fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.
Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
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The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.
I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!
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The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.
Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.
A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.
Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."
Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃
Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!