Strauss Moment

A moment experienced by an individual, when another individual states or does something to their liking, prompting him/her to experience a brief flash in their mind where they see themselves in different points of a hypothetical future with this individual eg. wedding, dancing, having sex, walking the dog, having an inside joke. This flash lasts for about five seconds, and then it is over.

Chanel: "While Burger was playing his guitar the other day, he looked up and smiled, and for a few seconds there I imagined our future together"

Marleen: "Sounds like another Strauss Moment"

Chanel: "I seem to have a lot of them these days, with like, everyone!"

Straussing

The act of winning an online argument by defeating the oponent on a genuine basis, or deleting them and their comments so as to remove their side of the arguement.

Straussing always results in a win.

I was winning that damned argument until he started straussing the whole thread.

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to strauss-kahn

to have sexual intercourse with the mother and the daughter, in a hardcore fashion way, but not necessarily at the same time. This word is the verbalization of the famous Portuguese expression "maravilha, maravilha, é tirar da mãe e meter na filha" which can be translated as "good, good, is to take it from the mother and to put it on the daughter."

I can´t wait to strauss-kahn your mom and sis!
Charlie Sheen is still strauss-kahning your mother and sister?
Nobody strauss-kahnt your mother and sister because they look like construction workers. (past)

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Straussed

1. To be the victim of Straussing.
Where by you have been defeated in an online argument through the use of logic greater than yours or by the other person simply deleting you comments.

2. To lose an argument.

I made a really good point, but then he straussed the whole page.. What a troll.

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Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

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Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

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Romeo Strauss

A person who cares about the little things in life. They make everyone's day brighter and more happy. They are also very funny.

Romeo Strauss is a great friend

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