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What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....
When you squirt whipped cream on a girl’s pussy when she’s on her period and eat her out.
“Yo, Brad, I totally strawberry whip creamed that chick”
When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.
Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!
Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve
girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️
When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.
“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”
When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
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