Random
Source Code
Random
A white male who was rasied by a black family or thinks he is black
Wow billy is such a suburban tarzan!
The term "trailer trash" is becoming less and less useful to describe most (white) Americans. Most trailer trash have moved out of trailer parks and into suburban communities filled with McMansions, Starbucks, smoke shops, Denny's, and Chinese buffets. They've become suburban trash. While trailer trash know they're trashy and revel in their trashiness, suburban trash rate themselves unjustifiably high in terms of class and sophistication and are thus, extremely obnoxious and deluded.
Some character traits of suburban trash:
The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.
They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.
The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood
Hannah wears clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch and carries a Juicy Couture handbag because she thinks it'll impress the rich guys at the University. Little does she know that they think she looks like a spoiled, low class suburban trash airhead, especially once she starts talking about the latest Jersey Shore episode.
45👍 6👎
Usually wears baggy clothing, and wants to be "gangsta", roams around in the suburb's usually seen in groups of 3 or 4 people.
Look at that guy over there, driving his moms civic "bumpin" some Lil Wayne..hes definitely a suburban G
when a suburban housewife hires a southern male prostitute to come pleasure her in her minivan.
"I rode the suburban tractor so hard last night"
A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
26👍 3👎
When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.
Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.
14👍 1👎
One born, raised and schooled in a middle/upper-middle class suburb who moves to the city in their mid to late 20's and acts like they've lived there their entire lives.
Surburban Runaways will only congregate in certain neighborhoods of the city (ones typically deemed "dangerous" by their suburban parents), with a specific safety-zone of stores and bars.
If/When they do return to their hometown, they always make a fuss and never refer to it's namesake:
"Ugh, I have to drive out to the suburbs this weekend for a birthday party. Don't know what time I'll make it back, traffic coming back from the suburbs is always a gamble."
"Craig and Ruben got an apartment in Humboldt Park!?"
"Yep, they moved out of Tinley a few years ago; they had a spot in Pilsen, they just moved again."
"Wow, never figured them for suburban runaways...I guess it is the hip thing these days."
65👍 12👎