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A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.
Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.
Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.
Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward
What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!
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Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow
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a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
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A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!