TSA

1. Patting down or groping the genitals of another person through their clothing.

2. Taking an XRAY of the the hip region, in a medical office.

1. I TSA'd her/him (as to feel up another person's genitals or privates through their clothing).

2. We did it TSA style (grouping each other through clothing while being intimate)

3. I got your chest, head and TSA Xrays in the envelope.

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TSA

(Technology Student Association)
Student organization where members compete in a wide variety of technology-related events at state and national level every year for a chance to get some shiny trophies and recognition.

Some examples of the competitions are: Agriculture and Biotechnology, Architectural Model, Chapter Team, CAD, Desktop Publishing, Dragster Design, Electronic Game Design, Engineering, Fashion Design, Film, Flight, Imaging Technology, Manufacturing Prototype, Music Production, Promotional Graphics, Radio Controlled Transportation, Structural Engineering, System Control Technology, Technical Sketching, Technology Problem Solving, Transportation Modeling, etc.

TSA kid #1: So, which events are you doing this year?
TSA kid #2: Ag bio, dragster, tech bowl, system control and manufacturing.
TSA kid #1: Oh cool, man!

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TSA

Tough Shit Asshole

Guy 1: Dude my car won't frickin' start
Guy 2: You keyed my car last week, TSA

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TSA

The Silent Assassin, a famous video game player who keeps on breaking records in various Zelda games.

"Hey, did you hear? TSA just broke the record for Link's Awakening!"

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TSA

Safety guards who fails to detect bombs and stop people with shampoo and do a body search and waste half of your life just so you can go into the plane “safely”. An obstacle you cannot escape.

Dude 1: “Let’s go to check in and shop at the duty free store!”
Dude 2: “we don’t have time, we need to pass the TSA..”

TSA

Gang of lying sexual predators around the world that claim to make your flight safer but in reality will fuck you over for their own pleasure so the Government can give them more money than they would normally get.

They made their flight, but it was more difficult than it should've been because a bunch of mindless zombie TSA shitheads decided to fuck them over for no good reason.

TSA

Target Store Assistant from BloxStreet.

"Oh god, TSA broke down again."