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A highly dangerous black man who has yet to be arrested due to the fact that he can run at incredible speeds.
Guy 1: Dude, that one black guy killed seven more people.
Guy 2: Why haven't they caught him yet?
Guy 1: Because he outruns police every time.
Guy 2: So he's a Tasmanian Cheetah?
Guy 1: Yeah.
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A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.
Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?
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(Noun)
An unattractive woman.
A troll.
Coleen is such a tasmanian pig.
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when you're Banging a girl in the dukhi blaster Doggy style, pinch her their left nipple with your right hand and pull her hair with the left hand. Push her forward off balance and position her ankles between you're legs , squat down and drop a duece on her pinky toe
She said I was boring in bed so I gave her the Tasmanian tiger.
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The teenagers between the ages of 13 and 18 who live in town and never miss a local gig, and thrive on the metal scene. They often have a dress code that consists of band T-shirts that they may never of heard of (eg. the ramones), often matching flannies, messed up 'grunge' hair, skinny or ripped jeans, and of course converse. They're attitudes are very poser, and often with the motto 'if you don't look like us you ain't hardcore'. They love sitting in franklin square, smoking and giving dirty looks. As I said before, they love local gigs whether they know the bands or not, because we are so musically starved in Tasmania. They're are also emos that hang around and group together, but they usually only attend when bands like 'circle of blood' are playing.
Tasmanian Music Scenesters are a vast majority of the teenagers who have made town thier home.
Flannie girl: Omg, like I got sooooo smashed on the weekend in frankie, it was AWESOME, I was like spewing everywhere!!
Flannie mate: Like, cool. Did you see the lead singer of that band?? Omg, he was soooo hot!! I like stole his shoes and he though it was sooooo funny! Hey do you like my hair today?
Flannie girl: Yeah, it's soo totally grunge!!
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Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.
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