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Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
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Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time
Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.
Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.
an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.
For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.
John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.
Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!
When someone ruins a triumph, conquest, or personal joy by saying "technically...."
It's Party time!
Technically it is 2:30
Dude, technical foul
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