Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink

I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

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immortal technique

Dopest mothafucker that ever lived, underground rapper that spits his opinion and is unafraid of ingnorant bigots.

Immortal Technique disintegrates mics when i spit, I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships.

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immortal technique

Truly some of the best rap in da world. Ranks with the likes of wu tang and jedi mind tricks. Many politically critical lyrics: racism, terrorism, capitalism. Also outlines life on the street, the REAL life, not the fake stuff some people brand as hiphop. This sh*t is DEEEEEEP.

"Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..."--from "Cause of Death"

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The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

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Lotus technique

Lotus technique was a complex form of sexual pleasure created by nabeel shah back in his prime days. After many days and nights of perfecting the technique he finally completed it leaving many shaking for days.

“Damn boy have you heard of the nabeel lotus technique”