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something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas
I want to squish them all like teddy bears!
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A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.
Also known as a Pocket Bear.
“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”
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A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.
I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.
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when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey
holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!
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The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.
I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.
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He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!
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Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
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